Burns AND Brands

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, SR.

You are roughly FOURTY YEARS OLD, and you never really give a straight answer about your age. People have stopped asking, because when you want to avoid a topic, YOU KICK UP A HUGE FUSS. Your son is KARKAT JR, and there is a lot of confusion between the two of you. It's somewhat eerie, how YOU LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL.

You are the ENGLISH TEACHER at your son's school, and you take your job very seriously. So seriously, in fact, the only reason you haven't been fired for CUSSING is because you are very, very good at the English language (and teaching it, apparaently. Your methods are unique, but work very well).

At the moment, you live in a house with your son and you lover, whose official occupation is the school's gym teacher. You know there are other things he does that aren't quite legal, but you don't really ask about it much. Your husband is just as ANGRY AND STUBBORN AS YOU ARE.

Besides this, you're mostly calm until you open your mouth. You tend to speak AND SHOUT in alteration, putting plenty emphasis on your points. You are a SURPRISINGLY SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL, and you've spent a lot of time thinking about religious and moral subjects. You are also not without your sins, however. You have SOME VERY VIOLENT AND DANGEROUS KINKS, including a love for blood.

Your bedroom is soundproofed.